The Ode to Tommy Butt

 







When Tommy Butt was elected
It was quite accidentally,
Everyone thought that was the space for none of the above
Retreat and reversed it to victory.

Tommy Butt hates the Iron Triangle with a passion
There are all those, "well poor people there!"
Tommy makes sure Whitmore has enough hand sanitizer
Butt and Whitmore run the office like F troop

Where staff member returns a call
And they specialize in Tommy Butt boot lickin
Whitmore makes all the decisions as Tommy 
Does one thing,turn chicken.

Every day Whitmore Gets Tommy the Caryola Big Box
Butt's staff has high morale
Because they all relax and play video games

And no on one that wants to deal with

that bang and a boom

Welcomne To Tommy Butt and F Troop

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